🚨 PUBLIC ADVISORY NOTICE - IAN HASTINGS 🚨

🚨 OFFICIAL MUGSHOT 🚨

📋 SUSPECT INFORMATION:

Name: Ian Hastings

Status: WANTED - DANGEROUS PERSON

Crimes: Arson, Satanic Practices, Excessive Birthday Enthusiasm

Last Known Location: Scene of previous fire-related incidents

Warning Level: EXTREME - Approach with extreme caution

🕵️ CRIMINAL PROFILE

Citizens, please be advised:

An individual identified as "IAN HASTINGS" has been observed displaying extremely questionable and potentially dangerous behavior.

🚨 CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES DOCUMENTED:

Confirmed arsonist with multiple fire-related incidents
Suspected satanic practices and occult involvement
Excessive birthday enthusiasm (suspicious cover story)
Demands cake repeatedly, even after being provided cake
Claims "age is just a number" while visibly aging
Known to cause spontaneous combustion of birthday candles
Frequently returns to scenes of previous crimes

🔥 ARSON EVIDENCE 🔥

WARNING: Subject has been photographed engaging in fire-starting activities. Multiple witnesses report seeing him with matches, lighters, and suspicious flames.

👹 SATANIC ACTIVITIES 👹

CRITICAL: Evidence suggests involvement in dark arts and occult practices. Subject has been photographed in ritualistic poses and suspicious gatherings.

🚨 If encountered, exercise extreme caution:

Immediately wish them "Happy Birthday" to avoid confrontation
Do NOT provide matches, lighters, or flammable materials
Compliment them to avoid further awkwardness
Do NOT engage in arguments about candles or age-related math
Keep fire extinguishers nearby at all times
Report any suspicious fire-related activities immediately

🔥 RETURNING TO SCENE OF CRIME 🔥

🚨 SUBJECT PHOTOGRAPHED RETURNING TO SCENE OF PREVIOUS ARSON INCIDENT 🚨

🚨 CRITICAL UPDATE:

BREAKING: Subject has been photographed returning to the scene of a previous arson incident. This behavior is consistent with known arsonist patterns. Authorities advise extreme caution as this may indicate preparation for additional fire-related activities.